1 00:00:05,009 --> 00:00:08,001 So, I've been a freegan for about a year now. 2 00:00:08,129 --> 00:00:11,041 In fact, if Al Gore really cared about the environment... 3 00:00:11,169 --> 00:00:12,807 he'd live out of Dumpsters. 4 00:00:12,929 --> 00:00:16,126 - You should, like, totally be in charge of the earth. - Don't I know it. 5 00:00:18,049 --> 00:00:19,846 This is a primo Dumpster. 6 00:00:19,969 --> 00:00:22,881 Two restaurants and a convenience store use it. 7 00:00:23,009 --> 00:00:25,443 You're the only person I've ever brought here. 8 00:00:31,409 --> 00:00:35,197 Nobody's taken me out to dinner in, like, forever. 9 00:00:37,889 --> 00:00:40,961 - We are gonna indulge in a freegan feast, milady. 10 00:00:41,089 --> 00:00:42,647 - Hop in. - Okay. 11 00:00:43,409 --> 00:00:45,286 Ooh. 12 00:00:45,409 --> 00:00:47,684 Fact- "best before" dates are just marketing tools... 13 00:00:47,809 --> 00:00:50,960 to increase profits and make more garbage to feed the corporate monster. 14 00:00:51,089 --> 00:00:53,045 Oh, look! Eggs! 15 00:00:53,169 --> 00:00:55,046 And some apples. 16 00:00:55,169 --> 00:00:56,602 Just eat around the bruised part. 17 00:00:59,129 --> 00:01:00,881 Mmm. 18 00:01:01,009 --> 00:01:03,284 This is like throwing out a baby. 19 00:01:03,409 --> 00:01:05,240 I feel so close to you right now. 20 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:08,725 Oh! Look at all the yogurt. And the veggies. 21 00:01:08,849 --> 00:01:10,726 Wait a minute. Do you smell that? 22 00:01:10,849 --> 00:01:13,124 There's something choice down there. 23 00:01:13,249 --> 00:01:15,160 You learn to recognize scents, like a wine guy. 24 00:01:15,289 --> 00:01:16,881 - Mmm. - Could be meat. 25 00:01:17,009 --> 00:01:19,807 Fact- if you cook it through, it's fine. 26 00:01:19,929 --> 00:01:21,567 Mmm. It's meat. 27 00:01:31,889 --> 00:01:33,447 Hmm. The perfect murder? 28 00:01:33,569 --> 00:01:35,241 I'm a forensic anthropologist. 29 00:01:35,369 --> 00:01:37,678 It would be odd if I didn't consider the perfect murder. 30 00:01:37,809 --> 00:01:41,518 First consideration- complete annihilation of the body. 31 00:01:41,649 --> 00:01:43,844 No body, no murder. Perfect. 32 00:01:44,009 --> 00:01:46,000 Why are we talking about this? 33 00:01:46,129 --> 00:01:48,165 My car. I choose the topic of conversation. 34 00:01:48,289 --> 00:01:50,325 Also, my car achieves excellent gas mileage. 35 00:01:50,449 --> 00:01:53,600 Currently... 51 miles per gallon. 36 00:01:53,729 --> 00:01:55,924 Okay. You win. So, let's talk about the perfect murder. 37 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:58,882 Of course, at this point, I'm simply being theoretical. 38 00:01:59,009 --> 00:02:01,079 What do you mean, "at this point"? 39 00:02:01,209 --> 00:02:03,359 Well, there are so many variables in a person's life... 40 00:02:03,489 --> 00:02:05,286 it would be irrational to completely rule out... 41 00:02:05,409 --> 00:02:07,479 the possibility of murdering someone. 42 00:02:07,609 --> 00:02:09,759 No, it's not. You say "I'm never gonna murder someone." 43 00:02:09,889 --> 00:02:12,403 I don't believe in absolutes. 44 00:02:12,529 --> 00:02:14,884 Scary. You know what? You're really scaring me right now. 45 00:02:15,009 --> 00:02:18,001 Because you know that if I did commit murder, you'd never be able to catch me. 46 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:20,962 I could catch you. 47 00:02:21,089 --> 00:02:23,125 No. My plan is foolproof. 48 00:02:23,249 --> 00:02:24,841 Oh, now it's an actual plan? 49 00:02:31,369 --> 00:02:34,406 Now, this is a good place to dispose of a body. 50 00:02:34,529 --> 00:02:37,919 The trash men- they come every other day, then it's off to the landfill, body never to be seen. 51 00:02:38,049 --> 00:02:40,643 - Perhaps. - There is no perfect murder. It's chance and luck. 52 00:02:40,769 --> 00:02:42,168 My plan is perfect. 53 00:02:42,289 --> 00:02:45,247 If you can plan the perfect murder, so can I. I can too. 54 00:02:45,369 --> 00:02:47,360 Yeah. Okay. What's this? That's it? 55 00:02:47,489 --> 00:02:49,207 This is everything we found in the Dumpster- 56 00:02:49,329 --> 00:02:50,808 - The head and hands. - Who found it? 57 00:02:50,929 --> 00:02:53,284 - A couple of Dumpster divers. - Dumpster divers. 58 00:02:53,409 --> 00:02:55,684 The prominent glabella suggests the victim is male. 59 00:02:55,809 --> 00:02:57,640 Whoa. Hodgins is gonna love that. 60 00:02:57,769 --> 00:02:59,680 Okay, what is that, some kind of a bird's nest? 61 00:02:59,809 --> 00:03:01,288 It's the victim's hair. 62 00:03:01,409 --> 00:03:03,525 Wow. Okay, was he scalped? 63 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:07,324 The teeth have been shattered, most likely in an effort to obfuscate identity. 64 00:03:07,449 --> 00:03:09,883 You know, a Dumpster will cause a guy to decompose pretty good too. 65 00:03:10,009 --> 00:03:12,318 You should keep that in mind when you plan your own murder. 66 00:03:12,449 --> 00:03:14,087 Anything I should know, Seeley? 67 00:03:14,209 --> 00:03:16,120 No, Camille. 68 00:03:16,249 --> 00:03:19,400 I'll need you to separate out all fragments of remains... 69 00:03:19,529 --> 00:03:21,008 from the refuse. 70 00:03:21,129 --> 00:03:23,085 - You think the rest of him's in here? - I doubt it. 71 00:03:23,209 --> 00:03:26,599 Based on the striations on the distal end of the ulna... 72 00:03:26,729 --> 00:03:29,562 it's clear the hands were sawed off. 73 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:32,647 Overall, I must say this was a well-conceived method for disposal. 74 00:03:32,769 --> 00:03:34,282 Right. Is that how you would do it? 75 00:03:34,409 --> 00:03:36,798 I'm sorry. I can't share my murder plans with you. 76 00:03:36,929 --> 00:03:39,284 - Why? - You are dating a journalist. 77 00:03:39,409 --> 00:03:42,048 If, in a postcoital haze, you relayed my method... 78 00:03:42,169 --> 00:03:44,637 she might print it for killers everywhere to see. 79 00:03:44,769 --> 00:03:46,566 Right. Because, you know, dismemberment and murder... 80 00:03:46,689 --> 00:03:48,361 is my topic of conversation after sex. 81 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:52,926 There is something unusual about the phalanges, Dr. Brennan. 82 00:03:53,049 --> 00:03:57,998 Flattened exostosis on the first metacarpal and proximal phalanx. 83 00:03:58,129 --> 00:04:00,165 - That? Even I know what that is. - You do? 84 00:04:00,289 --> 00:04:02,325 Yeah. Old Army Ranger buddy of mine had the same injury. 85 00:04:02,449 --> 00:04:04,405 He got it from shooting a Desert Eagle handgun. 86 00:04:04,529 --> 00:04:07,805 - You think he's military? - No, but victim definitely had a thing for big guns. 87 00:04:07,929 --> 00:04:09,806 The evidence is consistent with your theory. 88 00:04:09,929 --> 00:04:12,523 That's right. You see? 'Cause I always get my man. 89 00:04:12,649 --> 00:04:13,968 I am a woman. 90 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:55,207 Dr. Brennan? 91 00:04:55,329 --> 00:04:56,557 Yes, Dr. Saroyan? 92 00:04:56,689 --> 00:04:58,566 Is this a good time to interrupt? 93 00:04:58,689 --> 00:05:01,965 Since you've already interrupted me, I think it's the best possible time to interrupt. 94 00:05:02,089 --> 00:05:04,649 Good. I want to introduce you to someone. 95 00:05:04,769 --> 00:05:06,839 - Who? - Before I tell you his name... 96 00:05:06,969 --> 00:05:10,405 I want you to understand that he is, in fact, very well-educated... 97 00:05:10,529 --> 00:05:12,008 with several advanced degrees. 98 00:05:12,129 --> 00:05:13,528 Why does he look like that? 99 00:05:13,649 --> 00:05:16,038 Because he's "the Science Dude." 100 00:05:16,169 --> 00:05:18,160 Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude? 101 00:05:18,289 --> 00:05:20,325 I don't know what that means. 102 00:05:20,449 --> 00:05:23,885 Uh, he's got his own kids' science show... 103 00:05:24,009 --> 00:05:26,569 on TV about science- The Science Dude. 104 00:05:26,689 --> 00:05:30,284 As I am no longer a child, I don't really watch those. 105 00:05:30,409 --> 00:05:33,799 Dr. Brennan, I am Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude. 106 00:05:33,929 --> 00:05:37,524 I'm very happy to meet you. I hope we can be friends. 107 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:38,923 Nice to meet you, Dude. 108 00:05:39,049 --> 00:05:41,279 Amazing. 109 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:44,446 The professor has a proposition for you. 110 00:05:44,569 --> 00:05:48,164 Ah, yes. I would like to shoot a special episode of my show... 111 00:05:48,289 --> 00:05:53,124 here in your lab, with you as my very special science guest. 112 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:55,642 No. 113 00:05:55,769 --> 00:05:59,159 Dr. Brennan, this would be very good for the Jeffersonian. 114 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:02,565 The Jeffersonian is over a century and a half old. 115 00:06:02,689 --> 00:06:05,886 I doubt my appearance on a mere children's show will have much effect. 116 00:06:06,009 --> 00:06:08,728 Dr. Brennan, my show is not "mere." 117 00:06:08,849 --> 00:06:10,840 Do you have any idea how many children... 118 00:06:10,969 --> 00:06:13,119 I have introduced to the world of science? 119 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:13,999 No. 120 00:06:14,129 --> 00:06:15,926 Oh. Millions and millions. 121 00:06:16,049 --> 00:06:17,846 I am a serious scientist. 122 00:06:17,969 --> 00:06:22,963 I hold degrees in astrophysics, anatomy, chemistry and economics. 123 00:06:23,089 --> 00:06:25,523 Children are not rigorous when it comes to empirical inquiry. 124 00:06:25,649 --> 00:06:28,163 They mostly enjoy bad smells and loud noises. 125 00:06:28,289 --> 00:06:30,200 Well, who doesn't like that? 126 00:06:35,329 --> 00:06:37,684 - I'm sorry, Professor. - All right. Wait, wait. What- 127 00:06:37,809 --> 00:06:39,606 How about I prove myself to you? 128 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:44,525 I'll assist you in this case. If I'm useful, then you do my show. 129 00:06:44,649 --> 00:06:48,005 Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free. 130 00:06:48,129 --> 00:06:51,201 There you go. I will be your squintern. 131 00:06:52,409 --> 00:06:53,808 All right. 132 00:06:53,929 --> 00:06:56,318 Ha, ha! 133 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:57,928 Okay. 134 00:06:58,049 --> 00:07:00,279 Amazing! 135 00:07:00,409 --> 00:07:02,400 What do you observe? 136 00:07:02,529 --> 00:07:03,848 Ah. 137 00:07:06,009 --> 00:07:08,887 Uh-oh. Well, uh- 138 00:07:09,009 --> 00:07:11,045 This is a cut-off head... 139 00:07:11,169 --> 00:07:13,444 those are hands, and that there's his hair. 140 00:07:13,569 --> 00:07:15,207 Perhaps I should have specified... 141 00:07:15,329 --> 00:07:17,524 that you tell me something pertinent. 142 00:07:27,209 --> 00:07:28,688 May I? 143 00:07:28,809 --> 00:07:30,367 Oh, God. 144 00:07:36,609 --> 00:07:38,008 Okay. 145 00:07:39,449 --> 00:07:42,566 As you can see from the deltoid appearance... 146 00:07:42,689 --> 00:07:44,805 this tells us this is not head hair. 147 00:07:44,929 --> 00:07:46,840 Oh, God. You mean it's- 148 00:07:46,969 --> 00:07:49,199 What? From- No, no. No. That would really be a lot. 149 00:07:49,329 --> 00:07:53,561 I think it's-it's head hair, but it's not from the top of the head. 150 00:07:53,689 --> 00:07:55,839 It's from his, uh, chin and cheeks. 151 00:07:55,969 --> 00:07:57,322 Dude is correct. 152 00:07:57,449 --> 00:07:59,201 A beard. That's better than- 153 00:08:03,769 --> 00:08:05,441 It's all right to vomit, Dude. 154 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:09,357 When science gets icky, it's all right to be si- 155 00:08:17,729 --> 00:08:19,879 Wow. Mean-looking. 156 00:08:20,009 --> 00:08:22,842 What's really scary, though, is that there's somebody out there even worse... 157 00:08:22,969 --> 00:08:25,244 who cut off his head and hands. 158 00:08:25,369 --> 00:08:27,485 One little detail- this hair. 159 00:08:27,609 --> 00:08:29,725 Not from his head. It's his beard. 160 00:08:29,849 --> 00:08:31,885 Ah. No problemo. 161 00:08:34,809 --> 00:08:36,925 Okay. Voil�. 162 00:08:37,049 --> 00:08:38,846 Okay. 163 00:08:39,809 --> 00:08:41,242 Well, let's get this to Booth... 164 00:08:41,369 --> 00:08:43,280 see if anyone's missing this guy. 165 00:08:53,849 --> 00:08:55,407 - Mr. Gering? - Yeah. 166 00:08:55,529 --> 00:08:57,804 Greg Gering, Gering Bail Bonds. 167 00:08:57,929 --> 00:08:59,362 Yeah, right. Yeah. Look at that. 168 00:08:59,489 --> 00:09:00,888 I recognize you from all those billboards... 169 00:09:01,009 --> 00:09:02,727 I see all over the place, yeah. 170 00:09:02,849 --> 00:09:04,362 My people tell me you can identify this missing person. 171 00:09:04,489 --> 00:09:07,481 Yeah. This is Ray- Ray Kaminski... 172 00:09:07,609 --> 00:09:09,247 a.k.a. Wolf. 173 00:09:09,369 --> 00:09:12,008 Wolf? Ah. You guys put up bail for him? 174 00:09:12,129 --> 00:09:13,926 No. Wolf is one of the good guys. 175 00:09:14,049 --> 00:09:16,324 Or almost a good guy. He's a skip tracer. 176 00:09:16,449 --> 00:09:17,802 Bounty hunter. 177 00:09:17,929 --> 00:09:19,567 Fully licensed, very experienced. 178 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,157 One of my best. You sure he's dead? 179 00:09:22,289 --> 00:09:23,881 Oh, yeah. 180 00:09:24,009 --> 00:09:27,684 Hard to believe somebody got the drop on the Wolf. 181 00:09:27,809 --> 00:09:30,801 - Uh, was he after anyone in particular? - Yep. 182 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:33,648 Nutcase named Charles Braverman... 183 00:09:33,769 --> 00:09:35,885 indicted for the murder of a coworker. 184 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:37,044 Here. 185 00:09:37,169 --> 00:09:40,206 Jammed a mechanical pencil through the guy's eye... 186 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:42,797 for singing show tunes at his desk. 187 00:09:42,929 --> 00:09:44,647 Guy looks like an accountant. 188 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:46,725 He's 5'7", only 142 pounds. 189 00:09:46,849 --> 00:09:48,601 Charles Manson was 5'2". 190 00:09:48,729 --> 00:09:50,959 Jeffrey Dahmer couldn't bench-press his own weight. 191 00:09:51,089 --> 00:09:52,761 You've been in this business as long as I have... 192 00:09:52,889 --> 00:09:56,404 you come to judge how dangerous a man is by the size of his bail. 193 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,440 - How much? - Million bucks. 194 00:09:58,569 --> 00:10:01,129 That's why I sent my best guy after him. 195 00:10:01,249 --> 00:10:02,318 The Wolf. 196 00:10:04,329 --> 00:10:05,967 Well, thanks for these. 197 00:10:06,089 --> 00:10:07,886 Those are for you. 198 00:10:08,009 --> 00:10:10,204 You can maybe hand them out to everybody you arrest. 199 00:10:10,329 --> 00:10:11,523 Why would I do that? 200 00:10:11,649 --> 00:10:14,607 Because I am the picture of cooperation. 201 00:10:14,729 --> 00:10:17,004 Provided you with a murder suspect. 202 00:10:24,729 --> 00:10:26,128 Excuse me. Dr. Hodgins? 203 00:10:26,249 --> 00:10:27,477 Yeah? 204 00:10:27,609 --> 00:10:28,962 Whoa! 205 00:10:29,089 --> 00:10:32,604 Professor Bunsen Jude, the Science Dude? 206 00:10:32,729 --> 00:10:34,924 Hey, man, it is an honor to meet you. 207 00:10:35,049 --> 00:10:36,687 Thank you. Dr. Brennan sent me to- 208 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:38,800 Observe, analyze- 209 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:40,601 Deduce. 210 00:10:40,729 --> 00:10:44,404 No offense, Dr. Hodgins, but you're a little older than my usual viewers. 211 00:10:44,529 --> 00:10:47,202 When I was in college, we used to have this drinking game. 212 00:10:47,329 --> 00:10:50,799 Every time you said the word "amazing," we'd- 213 00:10:52,369 --> 00:10:56,521 Well, anyway, I'm very familiar with your work. 214 00:10:56,649 --> 00:10:58,162 I'm pitching in to help Dr. Brennan. 215 00:10:58,289 --> 00:11:00,803 She sent me to see if you found anything out from the beard. 216 00:11:03,609 --> 00:11:05,565 - Yucky. - Yeah. 217 00:11:05,689 --> 00:11:08,249 So, observe. 218 00:11:08,369 --> 00:11:12,248 Insects, various mineral particulates, mucus. 219 00:11:12,369 --> 00:11:14,041 Bugs, dirt, snot. 220 00:11:14,169 --> 00:11:15,522 Is that blood? 221 00:11:15,649 --> 00:11:16,764 Analyze. 222 00:11:19,809 --> 00:11:21,288 It's barbecue sauce. 223 00:11:21,409 --> 00:11:24,799 More specifically, a vinegar-and-tomato-based sauce... 224 00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:26,760 most commonly found in western Virginia. 225 00:11:26,889 --> 00:11:28,845 You're thinking you can trace his location... 226 00:11:28,969 --> 00:11:32,006 before he passed away from the clues in his beard. 227 00:11:32,129 --> 00:11:34,689 Yes, I do. Deduce! 228 00:11:34,809 --> 00:11:36,481 Amazing! 229 00:11:46,049 --> 00:11:47,926 Listen, why don't you want to do a kids' show? 230 00:11:48,049 --> 00:11:50,165 - It's a waste of my time. - It's a science show. 231 00:11:50,289 --> 00:11:51,517 Kids' science. 232 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,526 Parker loves that show. He's always watching it. 233 00:11:53,649 --> 00:11:55,321 He's always shouting out that slogan- 234 00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,883 "Ready, aim, fire!" 235 00:11:58,009 --> 00:12:00,477 "Observe, analyze, deduce." 236 00:12:00,609 --> 00:12:03,043 The whole point with the kids' show is that you have an opportunity... 237 00:12:03,169 --> 00:12:06,320 to, you know, brainwash a bunch of normal kids into geeks, you know? 238 00:12:06,449 --> 00:12:07,848 Future squints. 239 00:12:07,969 --> 00:12:10,802 - I'd be more likely to scare them away. - What? 240 00:12:10,929 --> 00:12:13,397 People should stick to their strengths. 241 00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:16,248 Well, you know, people should expand. 242 00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:19,361 I mean, expansion is good. They should grow. You believe in evolution, right? 243 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:22,401 If I didn't, I'd have to believe that early humans coexisted with dinosaurs. 244 00:12:22,529 --> 00:12:24,247 To believe that, I'd have to be dimwitted. 245 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:28,681 Ah, cavemen fought the Tyrannosaurus rex. That's a fact. 246 00:12:28,809 --> 00:12:31,004 I can't tell if you're joking. 247 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,528 I hope you are. 248 00:12:33,889 --> 00:12:35,561 Oh, it's Angela. Hello? 249 00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:38,044 Hodgins and that Dr. Amazing- 250 00:12:38,169 --> 00:12:41,241 - Uh, Angela means Science Dude. - Yeah, they ran an analysis... 251 00:12:41,369 --> 00:12:43,280 on the contents of the victim's beard. 252 00:12:43,409 --> 00:12:44,842 The beard? Why the beard? 253 00:12:44,969 --> 00:12:46,800 It was full of stuff. 254 00:12:46,929 --> 00:12:48,965 - "Stuff"? - Could you be more specific? 255 00:12:49,089 --> 00:12:52,081 Okay. Well, there were needles from the red spruce... 256 00:12:52,209 --> 00:12:56,805 which means that he was at an altitude higher than 4,300 feet. 257 00:12:56,929 --> 00:13:01,081 And the leg from a rare bug called the emerald ash borer. 258 00:13:01,209 --> 00:13:02,358 How rare is that? 259 00:13:02,489 --> 00:13:05,083 Rare enough that, when it's combined with altitude... 260 00:13:05,209 --> 00:13:07,677 and a not-so-secret barbecue sauce... 261 00:13:07,809 --> 00:13:10,403 made by Ollie's B-B-Q in western Virginia... 262 00:13:10,529 --> 00:13:14,204 you're left with a half-mile stretch off the 250 highway... 263 00:13:14,329 --> 00:13:16,968 where the victim had to be shortly before being killed. 264 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:20,968 - That's very good work, Angela. - Thank you. 265 00:13:21,089 --> 00:13:22,488 Yeah. 266 00:13:22,609 --> 00:13:25,646 - You're going to need Tutti for this one. - Tutti? 267 00:13:25,769 --> 00:13:29,398 If there's a dead body out here, Tutti will find it. 268 00:13:29,529 --> 00:13:31,520 Maybe Tutti's gotten smart, right, and realized it's best... 269 00:13:31,649 --> 00:13:33,879 just to avoid dead body smell altogether. 270 00:13:34,009 --> 00:13:35,965 I mean, this body could be in bits, right? 271 00:13:36,089 --> 00:13:37,807 Could be. All we found were the head and the hands. 272 00:13:37,929 --> 00:13:40,921 - Somebody trying to make it harder to identify the victim? - Uh-huh. 273 00:13:41,049 --> 00:13:42,846 Yeah. That's- 274 00:13:42,969 --> 00:13:44,925 Okay. 275 00:13:45,049 --> 00:13:47,244 So... 276 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:48,518 that's it for Tutti? 277 00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:51,004 - That's all she got? - No. That's how Tutti indicates. 278 00:13:51,129 --> 00:13:54,883 You dig there, you'll find human body parts, or my name isn't Maggie Maggregor. 279 00:13:55,009 --> 00:13:58,365 Now who's lying down where those murder body parts are parked, huh? 280 00:13:58,489 --> 00:13:59,763 Who's lying down? 281 00:13:59,889 --> 00:14:01,607 Maybe you can get her to dig too? 282 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:11,448 Headless, handless. 283 00:14:11,569 --> 00:14:14,561 Right stage of decomposition. I'd say you found the rest of our victim. 284 00:14:14,689 --> 00:14:16,486 Yeah, more bones for Bones to work on. 285 00:14:16,609 --> 00:14:18,918 Excuse me. What in God's name... 286 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:21,927 are you people planting up here at this time of year? 287 00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:23,528 What are you doin' here? 288 00:14:23,649 --> 00:14:25,879 These agents are surveilling a cabin just over there... 289 00:14:26,009 --> 00:14:28,000 and reported suspicious activity. 290 00:14:28,129 --> 00:14:31,360 A moldering dead body counts as suspicious. 291 00:14:31,489 --> 00:14:34,686 These are most likely the remains of a bounty hunter named Ray Kaminski. 292 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,208 Bounty hunter? 293 00:14:36,329 --> 00:14:39,924 By any chance, was he in pursuit of a fugitive named Charles Braverman? 294 00:14:40,049 --> 00:14:41,198 Yeah. He's out on bail for murder. 295 00:14:41,329 --> 00:14:44,048 Looks like the bounty hunter chased Braverman out to his cabin... 296 00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:45,602 and Braverman took him out. 297 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:47,162 It gets worse. 298 00:14:47,289 --> 00:14:50,406 Braverman's wife was slated to be a material witness against her husband. 299 00:14:50,529 --> 00:14:52,520 - "Was"? - She's gone missing. 300 00:14:52,649 --> 00:14:54,719 That's why we put that place under surveillance. 301 00:14:54,849 --> 00:14:56,362 Too late, it appears. 302 00:14:56,489 --> 00:14:59,049 Maybe there are two bodies out here. 303 00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,808 No, I scoured this whole area with Tutti- you know, the cadaver dog. 304 00:15:01,929 --> 00:15:04,807 Well, all we can do is hope that Molly Braverman is out there somewhere... 305 00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,999 hiding from her homicidal maniac husband. 306 00:15:07,129 --> 00:15:09,245 - I'll find her for you. - Ah, ch�ri. 307 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:11,041 I love it when you sing that song. 308 00:15:13,089 --> 00:15:14,124 Phew. 309 00:15:19,689 --> 00:15:22,567 All right, everyone, are we wearing our masks and gloves? 310 00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:24,566 Health and safety first. 311 00:15:26,489 --> 00:15:30,164 Really? That's how you roll? All right. 312 00:15:35,329 --> 00:15:38,446 Human remains- rotted. 313 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:41,766 The medical term that describes the condition of this flesh is? 314 00:15:41,889 --> 00:15:43,322 Anybody? Anybody? Yes? 315 00:15:43,449 --> 00:15:45,246 Uh, it's..."gooey." 316 00:15:45,369 --> 00:15:47,929 Good. That's not exactly what I was looking for. 317 00:15:48,049 --> 00:15:50,279 Decomposed due to autolysis. 318 00:15:50,409 --> 00:15:55,039 The destruction of cells as a result of an aseptic chemical process. 319 00:15:55,169 --> 00:15:57,967 Amazing! But you had me at "decomposed." 320 00:15:58,089 --> 00:16:00,444 Okay. Okay. Ask something else. 321 00:16:00,569 --> 00:16:02,639 I'd like to know how this person died. 322 00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:07,240 Dr. Saroyan is the boss. We must always respect our superiors. 323 00:16:07,369 --> 00:16:09,200 And our mom and dad. That's why I tell kids... 324 00:16:09,329 --> 00:16:13,959 to ask first before removing simple household items when doing an experiment. 325 00:16:15,409 --> 00:16:18,242 Cause of death. All right. Well- 326 00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,841 And... there it is. 327 00:16:23,969 --> 00:16:24,799 The cause of death. 328 00:16:28,129 --> 00:16:30,085 - Just like that? - Yes. 329 00:16:30,209 --> 00:16:32,040 Bowing inward fracture. 330 00:16:32,169 --> 00:16:35,878 Fracture lines indicating high-velocity trauma, most likely a gunshot. 331 00:16:36,009 --> 00:16:38,284 You'd throw it to a cartoon now, right? To explain velocity? 332 00:16:38,409 --> 00:16:40,161 Captain Speedy falling off the cliff... 333 00:16:40,289 --> 00:16:44,202 explaining velocity is the rate of change of displacement with time. 334 00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:45,921 I love Captain Speedy! 335 00:16:46,049 --> 00:16:48,802 The trajectory is a straight shot to the heart- fatal. 336 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:51,682 Which is sad... but amazing. 337 00:16:52,769 --> 00:16:54,282 Amazing. 338 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:58,364 So Braverman and Molly were high school sweethearts. 339 00:16:58,489 --> 00:17:00,719 - No reports of spousal abuse. - So? 340 00:17:00,849 --> 00:17:03,761 He was considered a martinet at the workplace- control freak. 341 00:17:03,889 --> 00:17:05,686 Not at home? 342 00:17:05,809 --> 00:17:10,280 More likely, Molly successfully subjugated her own personality and desires to her husband. 343 00:17:10,409 --> 00:17:11,888 Then why did she agree to testify against him? 344 00:17:12,009 --> 00:17:13,886 - A chance to be free. - Free? 345 00:17:14,009 --> 00:17:16,842 - She's free now. - Yeah, but she won't be on her own. 346 00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,687 I mean, she's not prepared to cope. 347 00:17:18,809 --> 00:17:22,085 Okay. So we're looking for someone who took her in- a friend or a family member? 348 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,882 No. She won't have any friends. Braverman wouldn't have allowed it. 349 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:25,680 - Sweets. - Yeah. 350 00:17:25,809 --> 00:17:28,642 Not by herself, not with a friend. Then what's left? 351 00:17:28,769 --> 00:17:30,043 Surrogates. 352 00:17:30,169 --> 00:17:32,478 - People who have babies for other people? - No, no, no. 353 00:17:32,609 --> 00:17:36,522 Someone that she comes into contact with in a formal way, like... an employee. 354 00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:38,560 Oh, right. Or like a housekeeper... 355 00:17:38,689 --> 00:17:41,157 or a tax adviser or personal trainer? 356 00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:43,723 Yes, exactly. Look for someone that she overcompensates... 357 00:17:43,849 --> 00:17:46,363 or, uh, utilizes more often than she needs to. 358 00:17:52,449 --> 00:17:56,647 Dude, Dr. Saroyan tells me that you determined cause of death. 359 00:17:56,769 --> 00:17:58,885 Keen observation and careful thought are traits... 360 00:17:59,009 --> 00:18:02,319 that are as valuable as kindness, understanding and compassion. 361 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,804 Much more valuable actually. 362 00:18:04,929 --> 00:18:09,605 Well, I try to promote all the traits which make for a good citizen. 363 00:18:12,929 --> 00:18:16,001 I agree that substantial damage has been done to this rib. 364 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,565 Do you have an explanation for the fact that the two sides of the rib fail to match? 365 00:18:19,689 --> 00:18:22,408 - I missed something? - The two sides of the fracture. 366 00:18:22,529 --> 00:18:25,839 There's a gap of at least seven millimeters which is unaccounted for. 367 00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:30,008 I missed it entirely, but there's no shame in making a mistake. 368 00:18:30,129 --> 00:18:31,528 If you're a child. 369 00:18:31,649 --> 00:18:34,607 But here that kind of carelessness could lead to a murderer escaping. 370 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:38,517 And as the old adage goes, if at first you don't succeed... 371 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:43,484 you pick yourself up and, ignoring all the doomsayers and mopey-dopes... 372 00:18:43,609 --> 00:18:46,681 you try again. 373 00:18:50,329 --> 00:18:52,160 Amazing. 374 00:18:52,289 --> 00:18:56,680 Now the only component that's evading us is a bullet that caused this injury. 375 00:18:56,809 --> 00:18:59,926 No. That is not the only component evading us. 376 00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:03,998 What have we got? 377 00:19:04,129 --> 00:19:05,482 I've asked Angela to create... 378 00:19:05,609 --> 00:19:07,122 a reenactment of the victim's death. 379 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:09,809 I'm just inputting the data now. 380 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:13,484 Professor Jude turned out to be quite impressive, didn't he? 381 00:19:13,609 --> 00:19:15,042 If you're six years old. 382 00:19:15,169 --> 00:19:17,637 A kind mind is a fine mind. 383 00:19:17,769 --> 00:19:18,997 It just- That stuff gets into your head and- 384 00:19:20,769 --> 00:19:23,044 - Go, Angela. - As you can see... 385 00:19:23,169 --> 00:19:26,206 the victim was struck in the left fourth rib... 386 00:19:26,329 --> 00:19:27,921 with a blow that was powerful enough... 387 00:19:28,049 --> 00:19:31,598 not only to fracture the rib, but also dislodge a portion of the bone. 388 00:19:31,729 --> 00:19:33,606 Dude found a fragment of the rib. 389 00:19:33,729 --> 00:19:36,846 My theory is that the fragment was propelled forward... 390 00:19:36,969 --> 00:19:39,688 and shot into the heart, thus killing him. 391 00:19:39,809 --> 00:19:43,358 So, he wasn't killed by a bullet, but by a piece of his own rib? 392 00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:45,844 - There's no indication of the weapon being a bullet. - What did the rib damage? 393 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,767 I hate to be the one to suggest this, but this might be... 394 00:19:48,889 --> 00:19:53,246 the perfect time for Hodgins and the Science Dude to join forces. 395 00:19:53,369 --> 00:19:56,441 Bring merriment to your experiment. 396 00:19:59,209 --> 00:20:02,281 I just made that one up myself. 397 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:07,923 Molly Braverman saw her hairdresser twice a week. 398 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:09,402 That's a lot. 399 00:20:09,529 --> 00:20:11,360 That's exactly what Sweets said we should look for. 400 00:20:11,489 --> 00:20:13,002 We talked to the hairdresser, and get this- 401 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:15,802 Molly asked if she could stay at the hairdresser's house for a few days. 402 00:20:15,929 --> 00:20:17,965 - You don't seem pleased. - Ah, you know... 403 00:20:18,089 --> 00:20:21,399 well, the hairdresser said I was the second F.B.I. agent who called. 404 00:20:21,529 --> 00:20:24,760 So, you know, I checked in with Caroline, and nobody else followed the hairdresser lead. 405 00:20:24,889 --> 00:20:26,686 Wh- Braverman? 406 00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,959 That's exactly what I thought, but it was a woman who called. 407 00:20:37,209 --> 00:20:38,119 Yes? 408 00:20:38,249 --> 00:20:40,080 F.B.I. 409 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:44,762 F.B.I. Special Agent Seeley Booth. 410 00:20:44,889 --> 00:20:47,084 This here is Dr. Temperance Brennan from the Jeffersonian. 411 00:20:47,209 --> 00:20:48,688 - Can we talk to you for a minute? - I'm sorry. 412 00:20:48,809 --> 00:20:50,481 This isn't a good time. 413 00:20:50,609 --> 00:20:52,486 Mrs. Braverman, we have reason to believe that you're in danger. 414 00:20:52,609 --> 00:20:55,043 Your husband may have discovered where you are and- 415 00:20:55,169 --> 00:20:57,125 What is it? Something wrong? 416 00:20:57,249 --> 00:20:59,558 Booth, It's Braverman. 417 00:21:00,529 --> 00:21:02,565 Stay inside and lock the door. 418 00:21:03,369 --> 00:21:04,927 Hey, hey! Hey! 419 00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:08,917 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Watch it! Can't you see I'm running? 420 00:21:09,049 --> 00:21:10,960 Are you kiddin' me, lady? 421 00:21:18,689 --> 00:21:19,280 Whoa, ho-oh! 422 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:21,718 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Stay down, Bones. Stay down. 423 00:21:33,129 --> 00:21:35,245 Booth, she's got a shotgun. 424 00:21:35,369 --> 00:21:36,688 Bones! 425 00:21:36,809 --> 00:21:37,924 Hey! 426 00:21:39,209 --> 00:21:41,165 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, easy. 427 00:21:56,969 --> 00:21:59,529 Thanks a lot, idiot! You just cost me 200 grand. 428 00:21:59,649 --> 00:22:03,039 200 gra- Oh, great, just what I need- another damn bounty hunter. 429 00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:10,964 Come on, we're in your castle. We're all on the same side. 430 00:22:11,089 --> 00:22:13,398 - How about losing these stupid bracelets? - On the same side? 431 00:22:13,529 --> 00:22:15,281 You assaulted a federal agent. 432 00:22:15,409 --> 00:22:18,082 He didn't identify himself as such. Besides, he's a big boy. 433 00:22:18,209 --> 00:22:20,279 It's not like he can't handle a love tap or two. 434 00:22:20,409 --> 00:22:23,321 A wanted fugitive escaped because of your interference, so have a seat. 435 00:22:23,449 --> 00:22:25,963 Look, let me go, and I'll get Braverman back for you. 436 00:22:27,609 --> 00:22:29,520 If Braverman hurts or kills anyone else... 437 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:32,766 because you prevented his arrest, I'll charge you as an accessory. 438 00:22:32,889 --> 00:22:35,767 I'm sorry, but I've been chasing this guy for 17 days now. 439 00:22:35,889 --> 00:22:39,484 It's the thrill of the chase, right? You know what I mean. 440 00:22:42,369 --> 00:22:44,439 Come on. 441 00:22:44,569 --> 00:22:46,560 Wow, you're actually letting me go. 442 00:22:46,689 --> 00:22:48,805 Well, thrill of the chase. You get it, right? 443 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:51,124 Get out of here before I change my mind. 444 00:22:53,169 --> 00:22:54,568 What'd you do that for? 445 00:22:54,689 --> 00:22:57,442 Double the pressure on Braverman. I don't care who gets him first. 446 00:22:57,569 --> 00:22:59,924 I hate it when you're all adult and sensible. 447 00:23:00,049 --> 00:23:01,448 Give me a little bile and revenge. 448 00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:03,287 That's what I appreciate in a man. 449 00:23:03,409 --> 00:23:05,127 What? 450 00:23:09,089 --> 00:23:13,446 Human ribs can withstand approximately 400 pounds of force... 451 00:23:13,569 --> 00:23:14,684 before breaking. 452 00:23:14,809 --> 00:23:16,959 Now, ribs 1 through 3 are the hardest... 453 00:23:17,089 --> 00:23:20,047 with 4 through 9 getting progressively weaker. 454 00:23:20,169 --> 00:23:24,321 Our victim was a large man with big muscles and dense bones. 455 00:23:24,449 --> 00:23:27,964 I never thought of using paint stir sticks in place of ribs. 456 00:23:28,089 --> 00:23:32,082 Many common household items mimic the properties of human body parts... 457 00:23:32,209 --> 00:23:34,723 like cantaloupe melons or pudding. 458 00:23:34,849 --> 00:23:36,521 I'm not gonna ask about the pudding. 459 00:23:38,529 --> 00:23:40,884 Start slowly and work our way up? 460 00:23:44,409 --> 00:23:45,967 Professor. 461 00:23:47,009 --> 00:23:48,567 Thank you. 462 00:23:51,609 --> 00:23:53,008 Ready? 463 00:23:53,129 --> 00:23:54,721 Captain Speedy would say... 464 00:23:54,849 --> 00:23:57,158 the speed would give us velocity and force. 465 00:24:05,209 --> 00:24:06,528 Wow. 466 00:24:06,649 --> 00:24:11,325 It's 56 miles per hour, which is 25.3 meters per second. 467 00:24:11,449 --> 00:24:14,043 - That's not enough. - All right. 468 00:24:14,169 --> 00:24:17,525 Ooh. How about a slingshot with a golf ball? 469 00:24:22,649 --> 00:24:23,559 Ready? 470 00:24:27,129 --> 00:24:28,164 Wow! 471 00:24:28,289 --> 00:24:29,927 Ribs are really tough. 472 00:24:30,049 --> 00:24:32,517 101 miles per hour, or- 473 00:24:32,649 --> 00:24:34,605 45.15 meters per second. 474 00:24:35,609 --> 00:24:38,521 - Give or take. - Science is fun. 475 00:24:38,649 --> 00:24:39,638 Yeah! 476 00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,044 But we do have a responsibility to the truth. 477 00:24:42,169 --> 00:24:43,443 - Yeah. - And the truth is... 478 00:24:43,569 --> 00:24:47,323 whatever hit this big, tough man's ribs made a piece fly off. 479 00:24:47,449 --> 00:24:50,407 Should we step this thing up a magnitude or two? 480 00:24:51,809 --> 00:24:53,845 Amazing! 481 00:24:55,849 --> 00:24:59,444 Sweets- Oh. Hey, how are you? Listen, I need your help. 482 00:24:59,569 --> 00:25:00,922 - I'm in a session. - No, no, no, no. 483 00:25:01,049 --> 00:25:04,200 Listen, I'm dealing with a dangerous fugitive here. You understand, don't you? 484 00:25:04,329 --> 00:25:06,604 I need your brain to help me figure out what his next move's gonna be. 485 00:25:06,729 --> 00:25:09,243 No, no, no, no. I still got 20 minutes left here, then I'm all yours. 486 00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:11,929 Oh, ho! No, no, no! Twenty minutes is not gonna work, all right? 487 00:25:12,049 --> 00:25:14,119 Two minutes. Not a second more. 488 00:25:14,249 --> 00:25:15,079 Listen, whatever your problem is, trust me... 489 00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:17,643 Sweets here can fix it in two minutes. 490 00:25:17,769 --> 00:25:20,124 Two minutes. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 491 00:25:22,169 --> 00:25:23,682 Okay. 492 00:25:23,809 --> 00:25:28,519 Well, deciding to change genders is a monumental decision in and of itself. 493 00:25:28,649 --> 00:25:30,924 So why don't we take the weekend to reflect on that... 494 00:25:31,049 --> 00:25:33,802 and then we'll f-figure out what the next steps will be. 495 00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:35,521 Sound good? 496 00:25:35,649 --> 00:25:37,526 Yeah. Yeah. 497 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:42,160 Hey. 498 00:25:42,289 --> 00:25:44,849 You have to go on the Dude's kiddie show. 499 00:25:44,969 --> 00:25:46,561 No, I don't. 500 00:25:48,609 --> 00:25:49,678 Why? 501 00:25:49,809 --> 00:25:52,881 Because it's the dream of every kid in this country... 502 00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,159 who likes science even a little bit. 503 00:25:55,289 --> 00:25:58,087 Well, I'm not a kid. I'm a fully grown adult. 504 00:25:58,209 --> 00:26:00,484 Okay. Then do it for your inner child. 505 00:26:00,609 --> 00:26:02,645 If you're referring to a fetus... 506 00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:04,964 I, unlike you, am not currently pregnant. 507 00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:08,325 Sweetie, you go on this show... 508 00:26:08,449 --> 00:26:11,407 and millions of little girls are going to look at you... 509 00:26:11,529 --> 00:26:15,204 and say to themselves, "I can be like her." 510 00:26:15,329 --> 00:26:20,483 A scientist or an astronaut or a brain surgeon- blah-de-blah. 511 00:26:20,609 --> 00:26:22,520 You know, shoot for the stars- all that. 512 00:26:22,649 --> 00:26:26,847 Even with the "blah-de-blah," it seems very important to you. 513 00:26:26,969 --> 00:26:28,641 Yeah. 514 00:26:28,769 --> 00:26:32,205 If I have a daughter, I'm going to name her Temperance. 515 00:26:33,569 --> 00:26:35,127 You are? 516 00:26:36,249 --> 00:26:38,001 I mean, we won't call her that. It's awful. 517 00:26:38,129 --> 00:26:39,687 Maybe it'll be her middle name. 518 00:26:39,809 --> 00:26:42,323 But... I want her to love you. 519 00:26:42,449 --> 00:26:44,246 You love me. 520 00:26:44,369 --> 00:26:45,848 Yes. 521 00:26:45,969 --> 00:26:49,928 But not everyone is as willing to look as hard for your inner child as I am. 522 00:26:50,049 --> 00:26:52,483 And this kid is half Hodgins, remember? 523 00:26:54,169 --> 00:26:58,208 Listen, if the Science Dude makes it all the way through this case... 524 00:26:58,329 --> 00:27:03,039 helpful or not, I think that you should cut him a break and go on his show. 525 00:27:04,489 --> 00:27:06,081 Yeah. And I lost you. 526 00:27:06,209 --> 00:27:08,882 No. No, you haven't. I am an excellent multitasker. 527 00:27:09,009 --> 00:27:10,806 I need the Dude. 528 00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:13,887 Oh. Okay. 529 00:27:14,009 --> 00:27:15,408 Dude! 530 00:27:15,529 --> 00:27:17,042 Dude! 531 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,478 Coming! I'm coming! 532 00:27:19,609 --> 00:27:20,519 Yeah? 533 00:27:20,649 --> 00:27:22,002 You are on. 534 00:27:22,129 --> 00:27:23,528 Dazzle. 535 00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:25,765 Dude, what do you see here? 536 00:27:25,889 --> 00:27:28,323 Ribs. Broken ribs. 537 00:27:29,329 --> 00:27:30,762 Could you be more specific? 538 00:27:30,889 --> 00:27:33,687 Okay. 539 00:27:33,809 --> 00:27:37,688 This is a magnification of the fourth left rib- so it's big- 540 00:27:37,809 --> 00:27:42,087 and our eyes can see things that are usually too tiny for the human eye. 541 00:27:42,209 --> 00:27:45,838 And right... here... 542 00:27:45,969 --> 00:27:48,005 where it's a little bumpy and weird... 543 00:27:48,129 --> 00:27:49,801 that's where the bone started to heal. 544 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,124 - Remodeling? - Yes, which means... 545 00:27:52,249 --> 00:27:54,968 this rib was broken before this man was killed. 546 00:27:55,089 --> 00:27:56,488 Amazing! 547 00:27:56,609 --> 00:28:00,045 This injury occurred perhaps a week before the victim was killed. 548 00:28:00,169 --> 00:28:03,718 Whatever made him die was not the same thing that broke his rib. 549 00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:06,761 one that broke off a piece of the rib- 550 00:28:06,889 --> 00:28:08,766 And another approximately a week later... 551 00:28:08,889 --> 00:28:11,642 which propelled the bone into his heart and killed him dead. 552 00:28:11,769 --> 00:28:14,078 Well, "killed him dead" is redundant. 553 00:28:14,209 --> 00:28:16,882 But it's clear. And what do we say about clarity? 554 00:28:17,009 --> 00:28:21,048 "It's a barbarity that clarity is a rarity." 555 00:28:21,809 --> 00:28:23,208 That's very true. 556 00:28:29,089 --> 00:28:30,568 Okay, what am I looking at here? 557 00:28:30,689 --> 00:28:32,805 You know that myth where some Good Samaritan... 558 00:28:32,929 --> 00:28:35,318 anonymously sends in evidence that cracks the case? 559 00:28:35,449 --> 00:28:37,167 - That never happens. - It happened. 560 00:28:37,289 --> 00:28:38,802 - That's the victim, isn't it? - Yeah. 561 00:28:38,929 --> 00:28:42,046 He's playing pool with his boss, the bail bondsman. So what? 562 00:28:42,169 --> 00:28:43,204 Here we go. 563 00:28:45,529 --> 00:28:47,440 Slight disagreement between gentlemen. 564 00:28:47,569 --> 00:28:49,605 Does he really think that wig is fooling anyone? 565 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,197 - He's terminal. - What? 566 00:28:52,329 --> 00:28:54,968 Cancer. The diagnosis isn't good. 567 00:28:56,929 --> 00:28:57,964 Oh, wow! 568 00:28:58,089 --> 00:29:00,557 Okay, at least we know how he cracked his rib. 569 00:29:02,569 --> 00:29:05,481 - Gotta give the little guy credit for guts. - Someone thinks he's gonna die... 570 00:29:05,609 --> 00:29:07,839 he takes risks he might otherwise avoid. 571 00:29:07,969 --> 00:29:11,325 Yeah. Or he just goes crazy. 572 00:29:17,329 --> 00:29:19,968 The Wolf cheated. He called the wrong shot. 573 00:29:20,089 --> 00:29:22,603 There was money at stake. I did what I had to do. 574 00:29:22,729 --> 00:29:24,640 Yeah, so you cracked him in the ribs? 575 00:29:24,769 --> 00:29:28,000 I protested in a vigorous fashion. 576 00:29:28,129 --> 00:29:29,767 We put it behind us. 577 00:29:29,889 --> 00:29:32,084 I didn't track him down and kill him later. 578 00:29:32,209 --> 00:29:33,881 Maybe he wasn't so forgiving. 579 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:38,446 Maybe he felt embarrassed that an old man in a bad wig made him look like a fool. 580 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:42,482 - Right. So he comes after you. - You protest again, even more vigorously- 581 00:29:42,609 --> 00:29:44,645 by which I mean you chop off his head. 582 00:29:44,769 --> 00:29:47,408 Look! You people- 583 00:29:47,529 --> 00:29:50,521 Guys like me and the Wolf, we're not lawyers. 584 00:29:50,649 --> 00:29:52,401 We don't talk things through. 585 00:29:52,529 --> 00:29:55,566 The Wolf once took a shot at me because I complimented his mother... 586 00:29:55,689 --> 00:29:56,963 in a way he didn't appreciate. 587 00:29:57,089 --> 00:30:00,126 Guys like you, you get older, you get weak, maybe you overcompensate? 588 00:30:00,249 --> 00:30:02,444 I'm still kickin'. Thanks, sonny. 589 00:30:02,569 --> 00:30:05,083 You're wearing that wig because of chemotherapy. 590 00:30:05,209 --> 00:30:07,484 You are going to die, sir, within the next year. 591 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,562 Doctor says more like six months. 592 00:30:17,689 --> 00:30:21,125 And it's none of your business, but I believe in God... 593 00:30:21,249 --> 00:30:24,366 and I would like to make a good impression when I stand before him. 594 00:30:24,489 --> 00:30:26,844 Make up for what, about a hundred assault convictions? 595 00:30:26,969 --> 00:30:29,722 Assault in the course of my chosen profession. 596 00:30:29,849 --> 00:30:32,886 No aggravated assault, no killing anybody. 597 00:30:34,049 --> 00:30:36,165 If I were you, I'd be asking... 598 00:30:36,289 --> 00:30:39,838 why Janet LeBlanc sent you that security tape. 599 00:30:39,969 --> 00:30:41,482 Oh, what? The other bounty hunter? 600 00:30:41,609 --> 00:30:43,201 She's the only one who would benefit. 601 00:30:43,329 --> 00:30:46,401 Why would one of your own bounty hunters want to incriminate you? 602 00:30:46,529 --> 00:30:51,205 Because she wants you wasting your time on me while she finds Braverman. 603 00:30:51,329 --> 00:30:52,728 Mission accomplished. 604 00:30:52,849 --> 00:30:55,602 - You're being pretty damn helpful. Isn't he? - Mm-hmm. 605 00:30:55,729 --> 00:30:57,003 If you get to Braverman first... 606 00:30:57,129 --> 00:30:59,962 I don't have to pay out 200 large. 607 00:31:01,409 --> 00:31:05,004 Which is why I'll play this for you. 608 00:31:05,129 --> 00:31:07,438 Charlie, tell me where you are, and I'll come right away. 609 00:31:07,569 --> 00:31:09,082 Is that Molly Braverman? 610 00:31:09,209 --> 00:31:12,042 No, I promise. The F.B.I. had no idea I was hiding you. 611 00:31:13,849 --> 00:31:16,807 What'd you do, duplicate the SIM card on her cell? 612 00:31:16,929 --> 00:31:18,999 No need. They got an app for that. 613 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,080 Give me that. 614 00:31:25,489 --> 00:31:28,401 I can meet you at the corner of 21 st and Scott in 30 minutes. 615 00:31:28,529 --> 00:31:30,406 Okay, that recording was made an hour and a half ago. 616 00:31:30,529 --> 00:31:33,566 I contacted the officers who were assigned to protect Molly, and she's already gone. 617 00:31:33,689 --> 00:31:36,920 What kind of woman runs away with a man whom she knows to be a murderer? 618 00:31:37,049 --> 00:31:38,767 I should have known. 619 00:31:38,889 --> 00:31:41,164 She's so used to being controlled, she can't live without it. 620 00:31:41,289 --> 00:31:44,326 I don't care about why. The question is where. Where are they? 621 00:31:44,449 --> 00:31:48,124 Right here. Okay, the intersection where they planned to meet is right here. 622 00:31:48,249 --> 00:31:49,682 Now, if Molly was driving- 623 00:31:49,809 --> 00:31:51,925 No, no, no. He would have taken over once they got together. 624 00:31:52,049 --> 00:31:54,324 - How could you possibly know that? - Well, since she's willing... 625 00:31:54,449 --> 00:31:56,644 to accept the fact that her husband killed a man... 626 00:31:56,769 --> 00:31:59,602 it suggests that she's a submissive and compliant woman. 627 00:31:59,729 --> 00:32:01,003 So, where do you think they'll go? 628 00:32:01,129 --> 00:32:03,518 Okay, this is ludicrous. Sweets can't possibly know that. 629 00:32:03,649 --> 00:32:05,446 Actually, I can. 630 00:32:05,569 --> 00:32:08,959 What I'm doing here, it's no less precise than profiling a suspect. 631 00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:11,000 See, this meeting place is not random. 632 00:32:11,129 --> 00:32:13,006 It's right off the 66 interstate. 633 00:32:13,129 --> 00:32:16,326 From here, Braverman will head west. 634 00:32:16,449 --> 00:32:18,167 Now you're psychic? 635 00:32:18,289 --> 00:32:20,928 Eighty-seven percent of all people escaping head west. 636 00:32:21,049 --> 00:32:24,007 I know. It's one of those bizarre psychological truths. 637 00:32:24,129 --> 00:32:27,166 It's like, uh, circling clockwise when you're staking out a house. 638 00:32:27,289 --> 00:32:29,325 Even the Dude would call that pseudoscience. 639 00:32:29,449 --> 00:32:32,009 Credit card records show past reservations at campgrounds... 640 00:32:32,129 --> 00:32:34,245 at Walker State Park and Fremont State Park. 641 00:32:34,369 --> 00:32:36,758 Yeah. They would want a familiar place where they feel secure. 642 00:32:36,889 --> 00:32:39,357 Both west of here, by the way. Just- 643 00:32:39,489 --> 00:32:43,277 Okay, well, then the fastest route here is between the 66 and 81. 644 00:32:43,409 --> 00:32:45,969 I'll buy it, especially since we don't have anything else. 645 00:32:46,089 --> 00:32:48,523 - He won't make it to the 81. - Now who's psychic? 646 00:32:48,649 --> 00:32:51,447 When Braverman rolled off the car, he landed flat-footed. 647 00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:53,844 From that height, and the speed he was going... 648 00:32:53,969 --> 00:32:57,041 he must have dislocated his femoral head from his acetabular. 649 00:32:57,169 --> 00:32:58,966 No, it couldn't be that bad. He's been running ever since. 650 00:32:59,089 --> 00:33:01,444 Once he's in the car and immobile... 651 00:33:01,569 --> 00:33:04,402 his adrenaline will wear off, and the pain will become unbearable. 652 00:33:04,529 --> 00:33:06,360 He'll need drugs and medical care. 653 00:33:06,489 --> 00:33:10,118 - You don't think he'd be stupid enough to go to a hospital? - He won't have a choice. 654 00:33:10,249 --> 00:33:12,717 I'll contact all the hospitals and the urgent care facilities along the route. 655 00:33:14,049 --> 00:33:15,448 Nothing? You've found nothing? 656 00:33:15,569 --> 00:33:17,127 We have tried everything we could think of. 657 00:33:17,249 --> 00:33:19,444 The problem is, projectiles either bounce off the rib... 658 00:33:19,569 --> 00:33:21,560 crack it or fragment it into several pieces. 659 00:33:21,689 --> 00:33:23,680 But nothing knocked out one small fragment? 660 00:33:23,809 --> 00:33:25,925 It's like I told the Science Dude, we need something... 661 00:33:26,049 --> 00:33:28,244 that strikes at more than 40 meters per second... 662 00:33:28,369 --> 00:33:30,166 but less than 70 meters per second. 663 00:33:30,289 --> 00:33:32,086 Which translates to? 664 00:33:32,209 --> 00:33:36,361 Faster than a golf ball hit with a 3-iron, but slower than a rubber bullet. 665 00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:40,648 Oh, good Lord. 666 00:33:43,769 --> 00:33:45,122 I think I'm onto something. 667 00:33:45,249 --> 00:33:47,205 Whoa! You made a bazooka! 668 00:33:47,329 --> 00:33:49,604 If you mean potato bazooka, then yes. 669 00:33:49,729 --> 00:33:53,438 P.V.C. tube. Commercial hair spray as an accelerant. 670 00:33:53,569 --> 00:33:55,400 Hold and load. 671 00:33:55,529 --> 00:33:56,882 Man. 672 00:33:57,009 --> 00:33:59,728 I haven't shot a potato gun since I was a kid. 673 00:33:59,849 --> 00:34:01,840 Is this in any way safe? 674 00:34:01,969 --> 00:34:05,644 Strictly 18 and over, so I am completely out of my comfort zone. 675 00:34:05,769 --> 00:34:09,159 Okay. Loaded... and ready. Professor. 676 00:34:09,289 --> 00:34:11,086 Thank you. 677 00:34:16,209 --> 00:34:18,040 Spuds away! 678 00:34:23,489 --> 00:34:25,241 Wow. 679 00:34:25,369 --> 00:34:27,121 140 miles per hour. 680 00:34:27,249 --> 00:34:30,446 So that's 62.5 meters per second- give or take. 681 00:34:31,489 --> 00:34:32,888 Let's check the playback on that. 682 00:34:41,809 --> 00:34:42,924 Eureka! 683 00:34:43,049 --> 00:34:46,121 I see that your results are congruent with what happened... 684 00:34:46,249 --> 00:34:49,958 but are we really saying that our victim was killed by a potato gun? 685 00:34:55,569 --> 00:34:58,447 Oh, it's Hodgins. Hey, Hodgins, you got a weapon for us? 686 00:34:58,569 --> 00:35:00,082 It's a potato gun. 687 00:35:00,209 --> 00:35:02,245 Did you get that thesis from the Dude? 688 00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:04,519 That would be correct. 689 00:35:04,649 --> 00:35:07,686 - Okay, murder by vegetable? - Well, not literally. 690 00:35:07,809 --> 00:35:10,277 Murder by something that approximates the speed... 691 00:35:10,409 --> 00:35:12,445 force and velocity of a potato. 692 00:35:12,569 --> 00:35:16,528 A blunt, malleable projectile moving at a relatively slow speed. 693 00:35:16,649 --> 00:35:18,207 That is very good work. 694 00:35:18,329 --> 00:35:21,002 Ah, but good enough that you will agree to appear on my show? 695 00:35:22,249 --> 00:35:23,602 Yes. 696 00:35:25,849 --> 00:35:27,043 - Oh, excuse us. - I got it, I got it. 697 00:35:27,169 --> 00:35:29,558 - Yeah, it's Booth. - This is Agent Clansnick. 698 00:35:29,689 --> 00:35:32,601 McArthur Hospital off the 66 just reported a couple... 699 00:35:32,729 --> 00:35:35,562 male and female- male with a dislocated leg. 700 00:35:35,689 --> 00:35:37,998 - Were they carrying any potatoes? - Excuse me? 701 00:35:38,129 --> 00:35:40,484 No, we're eight miles out. We're on our way. 702 00:35:51,969 --> 00:35:55,279 - What do you want to do? - Well, what I want to do, I'm gonna find a doctor... 703 00:35:55,409 --> 00:35:57,843 who'll find him and pump him with enough morphine to stun an elephant. 704 00:35:57,969 --> 00:35:59,527 Well, physicians can't do that. 705 00:35:59,649 --> 00:36:01,640 It's against the Hippocratic oath. "First, do no harm." 706 00:36:01,769 --> 00:36:03,919 Right. I'm just saying. 707 00:36:04,049 --> 00:36:06,438 - She followed us. - Hey! Janet. 708 00:36:09,289 --> 00:36:11,359 Ja-Ja-Janet! 709 00:36:11,489 --> 00:36:13,161 Janet! Ja- 710 00:36:13,289 --> 00:36:15,200 Braverman's mine, G-man. 711 00:36:15,329 --> 00:36:17,718 It's gonna be okay, okay? There you go. 712 00:36:19,249 --> 00:36:20,921 - There's another way around. This way. - Okay. 713 00:36:25,409 --> 00:36:28,003 - Pretty hard to find. - Look. There. 714 00:36:30,929 --> 00:36:32,442 Okay, let's go. Come on. 715 00:36:35,889 --> 00:36:38,449 I'm gonna go back the other way. 716 00:36:47,169 --> 00:36:48,602 All right. Run, Charles. I got her! 717 00:36:49,889 --> 00:36:51,402 Get out of my way. 718 00:36:51,529 --> 00:36:52,848 Janet! 719 00:37:08,169 --> 00:37:10,205 No, wait! 720 00:37:11,729 --> 00:37:13,845 - Drop the weapon. - Relax, G-man. 721 00:37:13,969 --> 00:37:16,688 He's fine. It's only a beanbag gun. 722 00:37:16,809 --> 00:37:18,720 Drop it now. 723 00:37:18,849 --> 00:37:20,999 I got the guy. 724 00:37:21,129 --> 00:37:22,721 Bounty is mine. 725 00:37:22,849 --> 00:37:24,521 On your knees. Now! 726 00:37:24,649 --> 00:37:25,923 He's officially mine. 727 00:37:27,689 --> 00:37:28,644 Booth. 728 00:37:28,769 --> 00:37:30,122 Bones, you okay? Where's Molly? 729 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:34,322 She's incapacitated. Most likely for the next six to eight hours. 730 00:37:34,449 --> 00:37:36,519 Hey, Bones, do you think that a potato gun... 731 00:37:36,649 --> 00:37:40,562 and a beanbag gun could generate the same Fig Newtons per square inch? 732 00:37:40,689 --> 00:37:42,520 It's just "newtons," Booth. 733 00:37:45,329 --> 00:37:48,401 Yes, I-I think they could be very similar. Why? 734 00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:53,200 The bounty hunter killed the Wolf? 735 00:37:53,329 --> 00:37:56,048 They're both after Braverman at the same time in the woods near his cabin. 736 00:37:56,169 --> 00:37:58,160 So she just takes him out for the 200-grand bounty. 737 00:37:58,289 --> 00:37:59,722 Well, it was an accident. 738 00:37:59,849 --> 00:38:02,443 The rib fragment broke off in the fight at the pool hall. 739 00:38:02,569 --> 00:38:05,003 You had no idea that your beanbag gun would kill him. 740 00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:06,926 - Bones, what are you, a defense lawyer now? 741 00:38:07,049 --> 00:38:09,199 Well, a kind mind is a fine mind. 742 00:38:09,329 --> 00:38:12,082 She cut off his head. That wasn't an accident. 743 00:38:12,209 --> 00:38:14,677 I have no rebuttal to that statement. 744 00:38:14,809 --> 00:38:16,208 Right. Let's go. 745 00:38:37,209 --> 00:38:39,598 I am so nervous. Anyone else nervous? You nervous? I'm nervous. 746 00:38:39,729 --> 00:38:42,289 What if she starts explaining human dissection to these kids? 747 00:38:42,409 --> 00:38:43,922 - - That's gonna be a problem. 748 00:38:51,089 --> 00:38:54,047 What is the code of the scientist? 749 00:38:54,169 --> 00:38:58,208 Observe, analyze, deduce! 750 00:38:58,329 --> 00:39:01,287 Wow. These are not normal, fun children. 751 00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:04,685 Kids, I want you to meet a very special friend. 752 00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:07,198 In fact, this is her lab. Isn't it amazing? 753 00:39:07,329 --> 00:39:10,002 It's amazing! 754 00:39:10,129 --> 00:39:12,518 She's a forensic anthropologist. 755 00:39:12,649 --> 00:39:15,721 And what she does is amazing! 756 00:39:15,849 --> 00:39:17,282 She looks at old bones. 757 00:39:17,409 --> 00:39:19,877 She figures out how people lived, what they were like... 758 00:39:20,009 --> 00:39:21,442 even how they died. 759 00:39:21,569 --> 00:39:23,958 She's amazing- like magic. 760 00:39:24,089 --> 00:39:26,398 She's amazing! 761 00:39:26,529 --> 00:39:28,838 But it's not magic. It's- 762 00:39:28,969 --> 00:39:30,880 Science! 763 00:39:31,009 --> 00:39:32,442 Her name is Dr. Temperance Brennan. 764 00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:36,084 But she's better known as the Bone Lady. 765 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:38,803 766 00:39:48,409 --> 00:39:50,559 Dr. Brennan, would you like to lead us... 767 00:39:50,689 --> 00:39:52,327 in our scientists' oath? 768 00:39:52,449 --> 00:39:55,885 I most certainly would, Science Dude. 769 00:39:56,009 --> 00:39:58,125 We see big stars. 770 00:39:58,249 --> 00:40:00,638 Tiny atoms too. 771 00:40:00,769 --> 00:40:03,363 Because that is what scientists do. 772 00:40:03,489 --> 00:40:07,118 We get the facts and say what's true. 773 00:40:07,249 --> 00:40:10,480 Because that is what scientists do. 774 00:40:10,609 --> 00:40:14,602 We use our minds, embrace what's new. 775 00:40:14,729 --> 00:40:17,880 Because that is what scientists do. 776 00:40:18,009 --> 00:40:19,681 Thank you, Dr. Brennan. 777 00:40:19,809 --> 00:40:21,879 No. Thank you. 778 00:40:22,009 --> 00:40:24,398 779 00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:17,603 What's that mean? 780 00:41:19,409 --> 00:41:20,364 English - US - SDH